The perfect lady, as defined by a particular foodie :)
This entree is served up in a jazz platter with smoky vocal and organic solo sauce.
lyrics
I Need a square meal woman for better or worse
A fluid lady to wet my thirst
Don't wanna diet, don't wanna fake
Don't wanna fry it, just shake and bake
Oh yeah, I need a square meal woman
Substantial like a slice of bread
-I don't mind bein overfed
Wholesome as a cup of milk
-The creamiest Puddin', she'd be as smooth as silk
Oh yeah, I'd be my square meal woman
Hot and heavy like a bowl of chili-Not too corny and not too silly
She's as rare as a good T-bone steak-Sweeter than a chocolate cake
Oh yeah, that's my square meal woman
Nutty as a pecan pie
-Oh Mamma, watch the whipped cream fly!
Set the table and don't take my place
-Leave the napkins, forget the grace
No low-cal gal-No health food flunky
-I want the seven basics, no junk food junky
If you wants the lamb, she got the chops
-She gots the jam when the toaster pops
Oh yeah, That's my square meal woman
"Three many cooks", they spoil the soup
-The proof is in the puddin', so don't regroup
She'll heat up yer stove, she ain't no chicken
-Watch the meatloaf and let your gravy thicken
Oh yeah, My square meal woman
Come on Daisy, let's ham it up
-kick out the jams and the peanutbutter cup
Popeye says, "I yam what I yam!"
-Don't hold back, pass the spinach m'am
I Need a square meal woman for better or worse
A fluid lady to wet my thirst
Don't wanna diet, don't wanna fake
Don't wanna fry it, just shake and bake
Oh yeah, she'll be my square meal woman
every night and day-that's what I say
Oh yeah, I need me...a square meal woman